EGG IS KING

Egg is king of eating!

xkissogram:

Buddha is missing :(

If you know anyone in the Ontario California area, please reblog!

We live in the apartments next to Citizens Bank Arena just south of 4th street.

He got out around 8 last night and is probably just hiding somewhere keeping warm.

(Source: marypoppinsinthetardis)

hotdogscene:

remember that scene where Heath Ledger lusts after Jake Gyllenhaal’s hotdog?

hotdogscene:

remember that scene where Heath Ledger lusts after Jake Gyllenhaal’s hotdog?

jakefogelnest:

♫ "But turn the radio on and listen to Tom like we used to do…" 

Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got a divorce. Nelson Mandela got a fucking divorce! Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in a South African prison—got beaten and tortured every day for 27 years and did it with no fucking problem. Made to do hard labor in hundred degree South African heat for 27 years and did it with no problem. He got out of jail after 27 years of torture, spent six months with his wife and said, ‘I can’t take this shit no more!’