Festive nightmare plate
Kyle Dunnigan & Tig Notaro eat apples.
Karen and I watch the one where Screech’s parents go to Graceland (I genuinely support this vacation choice — check out my ridiculous apartment), and after Violet breaks Screech’s mom’s beloved Elvis statue, the crew have to scheme their way to raising $250 to buy a new one.
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Please remember that anything with art is subjective. One of the world’s greatest mysteries, Leonardo Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa. Who was she? And what is up with that smile? The theories surrounding the Mona Lisa are much more involved and deeper than if she is smiling or not. Although that…
A painting of Bea Arthur nude and sheltering two pancakes in the general vicinity of her breasts. This painting references the LGBT Ali Forney youth shelter to which Bea Arthur regularly donated. The center was destroyed by Hurricane Sandy and is currently located in Harlem. In the original publicity photo of Bea which I referenced for this painting she was wearing a blouse with white and blue feather trim; in this image the feathers could be water, or energy, or perhaps they are angel wings, or feathers.
I understand that a nude painting of Bea Arthur recently auctioned at Christie’s for 2 million, but that painting was inferior to mine as it did not have pancakes.
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